TOTD: Yeast

For this test, we decided to wake up some yeast and test the yeasty water it made. Why not?
We microwaved 1 cup of water and poured in an undetermined amount of yeast (we wanted it to be a lot to get the best yeasty results), along with some sugar, into a Pyrex measuring cup.

We waited several minutes to make sure the yeast had farted sufficiently and drew three drops from the cup an onto the test.

RESULTS: Yeast is not pregnant. What a disappointment. I suppose that means if you have a yeast infection and take a test, the results will probably be negative.